How to Tell If You've Shifted Timelines

Introduction

There are as many timelines as there are threads in the red carpet of the space-time continuum, or was it sands? No, sands get vacuumed up on the carpet, and cake unpleasantly to wet feet. Chiselled dense essence bound to the altar of blood creates a prison of time, a solitary cell where our consciousness is serving time, and like all prisons if you behave well or not so well, you might get transferred. A timeline shift might be by choice or it might be forced on you by external forces. Only the most powerful and experienced willpower benders can shift on their own, and you better have the intergalactic psychopersonal clock-compass or you might get lost somewhere unpleasant. 

This post is about how to tell if you’ve shifted timelines, and don’t worry. You probably haven’t, you’re probably in the same one as before, and you’re probably being gangstalked right now. Luckily for you, it’s the local mailman mafia and not the intergalactic time patrol. Those guys are just looking to give you your invoices and advertisements, nothing more malicious. The intergalactic time patrol, however, are scaly shapeshifters who bring misfortune on humans who keep all eyes open, and try to mess with the space-time continuum. Contrary to popular belief, your chakra alignments have nothing to do with the timelines; in fact, they’ve just served as more pseudo-spiritual distractions to keep you hooked in a timeline where you’re spending your family’s generational wealth.

There are a few ways to tell if you’ve shifted timelines, and while the method and practice of time-jumping is going to be left for a more secret and more hidden post, today we will uncover the truth about those little, inconvenient changes in your life that just don’t add up. Ever heard of a little thing called the Mandela effect? Remember all those deceivers who tried to convince you that you were wrong? That you were just misremembering or, even worse, making stuff up through confabulation. Well, the jury’s in, and you’re never in the wrong. Your memory is so unearthly that it’s the very reason you can time-jump. 

Creating perfectly synched timelines just isn’t possible; there are all kinds of problems that come with that, and therefore, there are a lot of small differences in them. These things can vary from names, logos or more major events. You gotta keep your eyes peeled and your mind sharp if you want to spot them, but this will tell you whether or not you’ve shifted into another timeline.

The Signs are Everywhere

There are many signs to keep in mind, and we will be focusing on some obvious and easy ones. There are three main signs we will be discussing: External, Internal and Virtual. The first two exist on the physical plane, and the virtual is entirely mental and as a result of the mind. External refers to physicality outside of the consciousness’s physical body, and the internal refers to signs inside the physical body, feelings and physical sensations. The virtual exists outside of the physical body, and its signs are found in the mental realm and also the energetic body. We will be discussing each of the three in greater detail.

1. External

External signs are the easiest to spot, and they are, as their name implies, clues outside of both body and mind. They are observed in the physical surroundings in which you exist. These would be the physical and outwardly differences between the two timelines. This may include changes in events, names and similar things which may be attributed to the Mandela effect, but it can also include more noticeable details in your day-to-day life.

Houses being a different colour the next day, a neighbour with a brand new moustache, or simply a new person in the neighbourhood who’s lived there for years, allegedly. There’s really no limit to these changes, and they can be minute or they can be massive. Having spoken to one experienced time-jumper recently, they told me that they came from a timeline where Michael Jackson was elected the first white president of the United States of Israel two years ago, signifying a pretty significant change from our own, where Michael Jackson, of course, is dead. The external signs can be easy to spot, especially if you have strong recollections of your original timeline. 

It’s worth noting that some people reportedly lose all their memories after a time-jump, meaning these shifts in timelines could happen a lot more frequently than we currently understand. What we do understand, however, is that external signs are part of the transitory states of all the timelines into what we call the unisoul - the ultimate timeline, and the only objectively stable one. All others are but smudges on the mirror, which is the unisoul. The fractured nature of all perceptive reality creates these space-time hallucinations, which take the form of external signs. Inconsistencies and quirks between split time-lines, like loose threads on the carpet, we’re hiding the corpse of the human spirit in. 

2. Internal

Internal signs are more subtle and often arise as physical sensations in the body. Some of the symptoms of shifting timelines include, but are not limited to:

• Headache.
• Ringing in the ears.
• Nausea.
• Vomiting.
• Fatigue.
• Blurred vision.
• Confusion.
• Mental fog.
• Amnesia.
• Dizziness.
• Hallucinations.
• Slurred speech.
• Delayed response to questions.
• Forgetfulness.
• Trouble concentrating.
• Irritability.
• Sensitivity to light and noise.
• Trouble sleeping.
• Feeling emotional or depressed.
• Changes in taste or smell.

The keen-eyed amongst you might have noticed that most of these symptoms are almost identical to symptoms of a concussion. This is true, and some people report that after hitting their head hard, they’ve jumped timelines. We believe this might give rise to the urge some of us experience when we’re exceptionally frustrated with life. The urge to bang your head against the wall might be your subconscious telling you it’s time to shift into another timeline, one less frustrating and annoying. 

However, we must discourage this kind of time-jumping as it’s not only irresponsible but also physically and mentally dangerous. Different timeline doesn’t mean better, and sometimes you might think your current one is pretty bad, but do trust that there are other lives you’ve lived that are far worse. Consider yourself grateful and love your fate.

Discerning the internal signs from other health concerns can be difficult, and they are a lot more unreliable than the external ones. Paired with the external signs, however, they can prove to be powerful indications that a timeline shift has indeed taken place. 

3. Virtual.

The last of the three types of signs is virtual. In today’s day and age, we often associate the word virtual with digital; here we understand it to not be cybernetic but to be psychonetic. Virtual signs are related to the mind and are entirely non-physical. They’re not sensations, and they’re not outwardly changes that can be perceived with physical senses. These signs come in many different shapes and forms, and there are too many to be described in this short post; they can range from intergalactic transmissions to telepathic noise and even mental projection. 

These virtual signs can be perceived with non-physical senses, a concept which may be difficult to grasp for the uninitiated or worldly people. If you’re not in tune with your higher self and your very own soul, chances are these signs will be completely outside of your grasp. The spiritual organs of some people are, however, already well-established and strong, despite no formal training, and they may, unbeknownst to themselves, be experiencing these signs. 

There’s virtually nothing we can tell you about these signs; if you know, you know. 

Final Words

Jumping timelines may sound adventurous and funny, but it’s pretty serious business, and you should only approach the subject with utmost care and sincerity. Do not attempt to time-jump on your own; this post has served as a guideline for helping you recognise the signs in case you’ve involuntarily shifted timelines. There are three types of signs to look out for:

External: Physical signs that can include changes in the environment around you. It can be small spelling changes or different events altogether. These signs are the physical inconsistencies and changes between different timelines. They’re easy to recognise if your eyes are sharp and your memory is good.

Internal: Physical signs that come through internally as bodily and physical sensations. It may be headaches, fatigue or other symptoms that are felt. They can be difficult to discern from other physical ailments, but paired with the external signs, can be powerful indications of timelines shifting. 

Virtual: The last of the three types of signs, this one is non-physical and even metaphysical. It includes a lot of extrasensory experiences that can be difficult to grasp. They can be misinterpreted as feelings or a vivid imagination. It takes a great deal of knowledge and skill to recognise these.

These are the most common types of signs to indicate that you’ve shifted into a different timeline, and while that may be scary, you just have to trust that you’re in the right place and the right time. Some things are outside of your control, psychonaut, trust the process and enjoy the ride.